--“beep beep"

--"hello?"

--"this is not a telemarketing call. Please listen carefully as it contains very important information regarding ur financial status---

"sorry ur homework is past due

 sorry ur bills r past due

 sorry ur greeting is past due

 sorry ur facial care is past due

 sorry ur laments r past due

 sorry ur decision is past due

 sorry ur promise is past due

 sorry ur negligence is past due

 sorry ur recovering is past due

 sorry all u have not yet done is past due"

--"u may hang up now."